Step 2: Set out markers, crayons, colored pencils, stickers, dot-dot daubers, and googly eyes.
Step 3: Sit down at said table and watch as you earn appreciative faces like this -
Step 4: Leave the white paper spread out on the table until there is nowhere left to draw or play tic-tac-toe. Or until the children have made it too completely filthy for you to be okay with.
Repeat steps 1-4.